How to lose a girl in 1 hour

The guide on : How to lose a girl in 1 hour. In 3 easy steps.

1. verbally abuse the girl for nothing.
2. say that everything was because of her.
3. take it as a joke the following day.

Confirm gurantee plus chop and seal. Cause i did that. And it works
and i end up with a sleepless night marvelling at my own stupidty
and a bitterness that seeps into the very depth of my soul for the
earlier part of the morning and tears fighting to get up of my
souless eyes. I should get MORE than that cause at this moment
getting strike by lightning or knock down by a car would seem like
a better situitaion that i got myself entangled in.


To sam,
If you're reading this, I'm SORRY. I know sorry now is a
little bit to late. I have been a bastard, a jerk, a villian etc,
and that any words that can be use to describe me in this context
is appropriate. I know that i have hurt your feelings real bad and
its all my freakin fault. I have really learnt my mistake and i
promise you that i will not make the same mistake ever again and i
swear if I ever do that I would be strike by lightning. So please
give me one more chance and please dont dont ever say it doesn't
matters. Cause it DOES to me, I would rather you be angry at me
then you telling me that you dont care. I will go through mountains
and seas to get what you want. But i just want to hear you forgive
me personally than go thorugh Jul. I haven't forgive myself yet
until you do. So until than i will be a sinner. So please forgive
me.

From the stupidest boy on the planet.